So, the other night our friends came over to our house to play a rousing game of... I don't know, just some rousing game. The game just so happened to be the night of the olympics when Jason Lezac swam down the dirty French relay team anchored by that huge dude on steroids (Alain Bernard). This game needed to take place at our kitchen table, that you may have seen featured in Karlee's previous post; "I Painted Our Kitchen Red." Yes, that very same table. On that table is featured a centerpiece that is a shallow dish filled with many orbs of varying sizes. (You may have also seen that centerpiece in the aforementioned post.) Also, feel free to ask Karlee of how we acquired such a breathtakingly beautiful centerpice. It is an amazing story.Anywho, In this picture is our friend, Officer Matt Brown of the South Jordan Police Department. As you can see he must have taken the many sized orbs out of the shallow dish and placed it upon his head. He said it was in homage to the Chinese people who, "are putting on such a great olympics." Okay, maybe he didn't say that, because he is unamerican and hated the olympics. (Should olympics be capitalized since I am refering to them as an actual event? If so, I apologize to all of you english aficionados for not doing so.) Anyway I post this picture and make this post as sort of a public service announcement. As previously stated, Oficer Matt Brown works for the SJPD, and on occasion he has been known to make a few traffic stops. I hear that sometimes if you make Officer Brown laugh during the traffic stop, you might just get away with a warning.
So, in summation; if you are ever stopped in South Jordan by one Officer Brown please let him know that you have seen a picture of him with a glass dish turned upsidedown upon his head to resemble a rice paddy worker. Hopefully that will allow you to leave with just a warning.
Good Night Now!
P.S. I love you Matt, please don't be angry with me.
Oh, and if there are any errors, too bad. I hate typing and proof reading.
6 comments:
Travis, you are hilarious!! You need to post more often, except you should put in ( ) That's what HE said so that we know it's you. Great job on the post, and yes, you were right, it was funny! Love you!!
Yes, that would be my husband. Should I be proud or...?
Good post Travis. And you're right. The centerpiece story IS amazing!
You made me laugh....there's one warning! SO. JO. PO. PO. in the house
Good job Travis. I think you do need to participate more in your posting. That's awesome. I think Ryan's been stopped by officer Brown. Our plates on the Jimmy were REALLY expired, that piece of crap and he let Ryan off with a warning, so we love officer Brown too!
Have a good night!
Ps just say no! ;)
Oh sorry this is Ryan's account
This is what I get every day of my life...a awesome husband who always makes me laugh! I'm so lucky! I may just have to hand over the reigns to our blog, because now all my posts are going to be even more bland...Love ya Trav!
Hey! I hope you got my msg about our girls dinner thurs! If not its on your lagoon post and we hope to see you there!! :o)
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